Who’s the bad driver?  ~ Unknown

Age restriction: Parental Guidance
Rating Reason: Prejudice

Driving to the office this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 160km per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup! It scared me (I’m a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the sandwich out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned my junk, ruined the phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.


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