12 One Liners for a Chuckle ~ Unknown

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What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
And the lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life”. John came fifth and won a toaster.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.

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