Jumping Platoon  ~ Dave Barry

Age restriction: Parental Guidance
Rating Reason: Violence

At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major:

“Major Barry, what the devil’s wrong with Sergeant Jones’ platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.” 

“Well sir,” says Major Barry after a moment of observation, “there seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.”

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