A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the NJ State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, “I bet your are going to sell me a ticket to the NJ State Police Ball.”
He replied, “NJ State Troopers don’t have balls.”
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he’d just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.