A lady went to the doctor, having complaints of severe farting.
Lady: “I fart a lot, but they do not smell and you can’t hear them. Please give me something to take care of this.”
Doctor: “Here. Take this, and come back in a week.”
A week later she came back
Lady: “The medicine you gave me is horrible! It made my farts smell excruciatingly bad, and made them very loud!”
Doctor: “Now that we’ve taken care of your smell and hearing, let’s take care of your excess gas.”