My gas doesn’t stink  ~ Unknown

A lady went to the doctor, having complaints of severe farting.

Lady: “I fart a lot, but they do not smell and you can’t hear them. Please give me something to take care of this.”

Doctor: “Here. Take this, and come back in a week.”

A week later she came back

Lady: “The medicine you gave me is horrible! It made my farts smell excruciatingly bad, and made them very loud!”

Doctor: “Now that we’ve taken care of your smell and hearing, let’s take care of your excess gas.”